- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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