- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Your mom.

Cripples are lame.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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