- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

sorry son your nanas been put down

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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