My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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