What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Atheism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Your mom

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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