- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock Knock The doors already open

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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