A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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