why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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I am a women

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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I'm HIV positive.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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