A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Wolfjob.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Anti Joke

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