Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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