Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

how do you save a black man ... u don't

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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