- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A: Do you like it B: No

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Jesus Christ

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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