What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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