- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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