- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Dyslexia ruels!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

France had one revolution

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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