You wanna see something really scary?

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Women's rights

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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69

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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girls basketball

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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