- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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