- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

when debbie meets downer

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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