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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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im @ work, LOL.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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