There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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whats black? the colour

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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