What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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lets bomb africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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