A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Bob Saget

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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