- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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