- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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