Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

My mum is called Steve

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Logan's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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