- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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