Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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