- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What the hell are you doing?

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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