A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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