- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

i like it in the mouth

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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