Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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