- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

ur mum

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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