What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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