Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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