- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What would u like to drink?

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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