A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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