- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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