- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

My cat just died.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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