oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

mikey is cute

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

say it ten times fast: oh

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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