- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Can anyone Lenin money?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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