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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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