- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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My Butthole.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

mikey is cute

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