- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

When life throws you lemons, duck.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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