- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

feminists.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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