Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Your mom

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Anti Joke

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