So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

womens rights

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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