- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

I'm Batman.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

your face is kinda funny

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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