- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

im watching you..

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

say it ten times fast: oh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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