- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

j.p. is dumb

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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