I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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An Aisian failed a test

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Chicken

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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